kids are quick

 it's not Friday, but almost ....

 

Kids  Are Quick 
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find   North America . 
MARIA:        Here it  is. 
TEACHER:    Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
  
CLASS:         Maria.  
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TEACHER: John, why are  you doing your math multiplication on the  floor? 
JOHN:         You told  me to do it without using tables.  
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:          K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
 
GLENN:          Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell  it.
  
(I Love this  kid)

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:     H I J K  L M N O. 
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
 
DONALD:      Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:  Winnie,  name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years  ago.  
WINNIE:       Me! 
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get  so dirty?  
GLEN: 
         Well, I'm a lot  closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.  ' 
MILLIE:            I is.. 
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say,  'I am.'
 
MILLIE:           All  right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
 
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also  admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish  him? 
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his  hand.     
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TEACHER: Now, Simon,  tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a  good cook. 
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TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on  'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy  his? 
CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same  dog. 
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call  a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?  
HAROLD:    A teacher
  
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he he he cute :)

he he he
cute :)


Meg Rosse